I'm seeing some YouTube ads for a new Flash (note: not Flash Gordon , which would be way cooler) TV series. I don't think I recall the protagonists origins as is depicted in his original comic. However, the ad makes the young lad out to be a reluctant hero, a pussy, who sprouts into a raw, genuine superhero.
I feel like this is the answer to some sort of beta-male identity crisis that this generation is having. Seems like based on his body type, shrill voice, and mannerism, this character should be appealing to me. It's impressive to behold in this era of specialization, Hollywood is willing to cater to me finally.
Anyway, this guy has it all wrong, and should quit dilllying around. Take up the knife and apron already!