Saturday, August 10, 2019

A numbers game

"Look it's cool if you crash here. I'm going to be over at Susan's most of the week. Do me a favor though try and keep quiet, my sister sleeps in this room." Joseph pointed to the door adjacent to his

"Alright, word. Done." Cless could only agree to keep the peace.

"I have to go. Time is money, you know." Joseph left a seltzer on the dresser. "Make yourself at home, kinda." He bunked off for the twenty mile drive South.

"Promise I won't get too familiar." Cless wrapped up the meeting.

To get across town by noon, he'd have to leave in the next thirty minutes. But he reaked from the minimal air travel. What could be done with the immediate aparatus other than shower, a swish, and a comb?

The muni ride inbound was cool enough to fit in a few selfies. Checking the gumline, hairline, eyeline.

Cless made it into a cafe not far off the path towards his destination deep in the Mission . Avoiding the immediate urge to shit from the double pull, he made it to his second interview of the week with five minutes to spare, in fact the owner of the restaurant was nowhere to be seen.

He knocked out a five by ten spreadsheet, hypothetical "P and L" for a fictictious year's input, including the salaries for fake managment, level one employees, costs for goods sold, and insurances. "Can't hurt to be a little pre-emptive," He mentioned to the passing waitstaff as she folded napkins and reset the nearby seating.

Nearly twenty minutes into the appointment, Morten Shipler made his entrance. With a nearly one-hundred pound sheepdog in towe, he sat up front.  "Hey, you're early" he shot figner pistols.

"Let's take a walk, check out the grounds. Did you have coffee?" Morten cocked an eyebrow.

"Yeah, I'm still jittery, thanks." Cless held up his hand visibly shaking.

"Suit yourself. Hehehe." The two took to the stairs leading to a sprawling tiled floor outfitted with wooden butcher blocks, cabinets, stainless steel counters and overhead shelving. "This here's prep, as you can tell. We've got five people up here full time, between lunch ,and dinner. That's everytthing, veggies, pasta, pigs, and some bread production, standard." The propietor meant not to brag. The operation was impressrive, and the staff seemed vibrant.


"So, let's get down to the cafe and chat." Shipler led the way

"This is  nice, your company certainly has been around for a while" Cless felt his nose turn brown.

"Yes, it's all been very steady, I mean you can understand a fairly simple Italocentric operation, and how approachable that is by the public." Morten said.

"...and probably how cost effective those materials are" Cless said

"well most of them, you know what gets us is the labor". Morten said

"That's where we might have something more rich to discuess". Cless drew the pad from his satchel."Take a look at this..."

Cless hit play on the video he had on hand. On his device he ran the playback on on the arm.

"This is AA-101b, its an animatronic arm of sorts. I Can move it from this device with only a few swipes of my thumb. It runs on an AC input and also has some batteries. Ive got two of them back at Celes right now, and these arms run the plancha for almost 50 fish nightly."

The video revealed some late footaage of the arms swinging back and forth between mise en place, pieces of sole, fillets of salmon, and chunky tuna steaks. The arms would periodically sweep back with an underhand motion to move the fish over. They would subsequently press the surface of the fish to evenly brown and crisp the fillets. By the 4:00 minute mark, the fish had been swept on to adjacent service trays, lined with toweling to drain. The video would cut to footage of the fillets being bisected, examined, and critiqued by Cless's voice and another female voice.

"Woooaa. Now that seems new" Morten's face showed a fresh cointenance, one not reminescent of your basic interview.  "I'm glad you came by".

"Oh yeah, of course. I thought you might appreciate these. So let's get down to it". Cless opened another adjacent folder to reveal a small sheet revealing some color blocked contracts.

"Look these over."

"No that's fine, how soon can i get a pair of these robots on the plancha downstairs?" Morten went for it

"You can have these two , they've been in use for the last month for these video tests. Or you can wait until i finish the next pair, it will be about another month." Cless offered.

"Ok, then it's settled, i'll wait" Morten clapped his hands together.

"Deal. Let's go get a drink. The bar looks intense ". Cless suggested.

"Yeahwe've got this kumquat and buddha hand mojito, it's pretty nuts, pretty fresh." Morten tucked his cahir in.

"Actually I as hoping you'd let me try some of the Zepphorstram gin in a 'G and T" " Cless jestured

"What? sure , try it in the kumquat drink, that gin is awesome". Morten hastened

How goood he though, to be in the presence of just a little more class than he had witnessed only hours earlier.
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