Sunday, May 24, 2026

Times Flies

 The nearby ocean air soothed the overall anxiety of the morning's traffic. Cless' hair blew in a slight breeze as he traveled down the Pacific Highway to the Surfsure warehouse. He had placed an order for some twenty-two pounds of Halibut, filleted. That, and another 12 Spiny Lobster, the Halibut being the more expensive of the two items. The entire order would be needed for the evening's proceeds, and Cless felt himself lucky to have started his way to the depot before nine o ' clock. 

There are certain times when a pick-up truck would have been the ideal utility, this is one of them. Often times the compulsion to travel in some sleek luxury outweighed a regular convenience.

The travel also allowed the lad to swing by the local coffee roasters, and adjust his hair while awaiting a delightfully robust cappuccino prepared by a cute, and sometimes spunky barista. 

DEMAND OF RECISSION

 CN
SD,CA


WRITE OF RESCISSION OF POVERTY

IN THE COUNTY OF SAN DIEGO, CALIFORNIA

THIS MAY 24th, 2026

COMES NOW THE LIVING BEING CHRIS NARVAEZ IN HIS OWN SUI JURIS

CN requests that the overriding frequencies, and universal contract obligating that he be cast upon this 3rd dimension in any impoverished, lacking, or otherwise disenfranchised state be terminated. 

Furthermore, let it also be stated for the record that these contracts are to be terminated with prejudice, and that the living CN be set back upon his original path of success, valor, and vibrancy in health as he originally held in the year 2015. 

Failure of obligated parties to comply (up to and including the universal maker) will be met with further legal action.

________________CN_________-_

05/24/2026 

Thursday, December 25, 2025

And sometimes 'not caring' is harmful.

After having slapped the 'snooze' button several times over.....

Cless took the his feet, and rushed the shower.

Our man was still ahead of the curve. 

Now. How to get ahead while still enjoying some hot water bath?

10 minutes deep. Cless emerged, and found himself out the door. 

Typical.

10 minutes later he was at the depot.

10 minutes later he was at the produce market.

10 minutes later there was a tall black coffee in his hand.
 

Call him Mister Dandy. 

 

Wednesday, November 30, 2022

The Stretch

 At this point of the game, an alarm didn't feel necessary. Cless felt the excitement of a new work environment in his every thought, and naturally, in his sleep. 

Cless slept like a bag of rocks most nights, the chilled night air flowing in through a north facing window. Gentle humming from the adjacent airport lulled the night. There was a purple haze he could see from where he lay.

Cless' dad had always been a stickler for sleeping in. He warned his son of a future where slumber would be far from grasp. Cless felt no qualms about the subject. He never felt the need to beat the sunrise to the door. Without a roommate, a mentor, any sign of what he would consider senior supervision, there would be as much sleep as he could wanted.

Somewhere near the eight-o-clock hour, Cless would natural rise to the morning. His agenda around the house would revolve around just warming up to the environments. Some low-level ambient music would suffice, as he scrolled through his phone, showered up, and began his move towards the nearby urbanization.

Sunday, June 27, 2021

This is presence.

Without prior knowledge of failure, what could you expect?

So I have no plan to begin experiencing these affects, now.
All I can write here for sure is that my gratitude of the wave of unsolicited grace.

 I've seen nothing but divine intervention so far. Why would it stop SUDDENLY?

Friday, May 21, 2021

So youre' ready.

More and more I noticed that even these lightweight offerings bring about huge events.
In short, I've been constantly, consistently delivered. 

From Fukushima to San Francisco (2010-2020) there been nothing like it. 

 Now, I give another hearty thanks to what's unfolded. I appreciate the lesson here, and rest nightly knowing that the wind has blown hard into my sail.

In all things, the spirit , and body of CHRIS have prevailed. 


Saturday, June 27, 2020

Keep In Touch II

Robert Palmer:

"Keep your lines open, say what's new".

My earlier projections have only been proven partially accurate, as of late June, 2020.

Neither over or under shot, I'd thought.


Wednesday, March 18, 2020

Corona Extra's

I'm writing here amidst the 2020 global crisis that is 'Covid-19".
While i never saw the virus, met anyone with it, experienced it's symptoms (and hope never to), I am gobsmacked by the severity of it's wake.

But relief is washing over me in an awesome way. Somehow i'm one of the last men standing, subsidized by a partnership in business that will see through the test of this icy climate.

No agoraphobia to test the tides, just luck that I happen to pick the right straw when this deal came through last year, and saw it through some moments of doubt.

Thanks all. I'm thinking of you.

Saturday, August 10, 2019

A numbers game

"Look it's cool if you crash here. I'm going to be over at Susan's most of the week. Do me a favor though try and keep quiet, my sister sleeps in this room." Joseph pointed to the door adjacent to his

"Alright, word. Done." Cless could only agree to keep the peace.

"I have to go. Time is money, you know." Joseph left a seltzer on the dresser. "Make yourself at home, kinda." He bunked off for the twenty mile drive South.

"Promise I won't get too familiar." Cless wrapped up the meeting.

To get across town by noon, he'd have to leave in the next thirty minutes. But he reaked from the minimal air travel. What could be done with the immediate aparatus other than shower, a swish, and a comb?

The muni ride inbound was cool enough to fit in a few selfies. Checking the gumline, hairline, eyeline.

Cless made it into a cafe not far off the path towards his destination deep in the Mission . Avoiding the immediate urge to shit from the double pull, he made it to his second interview of the week with five minutes to spare, in fact the owner of the restaurant was nowhere to be seen.

He knocked out a five by ten spreadsheet, hypothetical "P and L" for a fictictious year's input, including the salaries for fake managment, level one employees, costs for goods sold, and insurances. "Can't hurt to be a little pre-emptive," He mentioned to the passing waitstaff as she folded napkins and reset the nearby seating.

Nearly twenty minutes into the appointment, Morten Shipler made his entrance. With a nearly one-hundred pound sheepdog in towe, he sat up front.  "Hey, you're early" he shot figner pistols.

"Let's take a walk, check out the grounds. Did you have coffee?" Morten cocked an eyebrow.

"Yeah, I'm still jittery, thanks." Cless held up his hand visibly shaking.

"Suit yourself. Hehehe." The two took to the stairs leading to a sprawling tiled floor outfitted with wooden butcher blocks, cabinets, stainless steel counters and overhead shelving. "This here's prep, as you can tell. We've got five people up here full time, between lunch ,and dinner. That's everytthing, veggies, pasta, pigs, and some bread production, standard." The propietor meant not to brag. The operation was impressrive, and the staff seemed vibrant.


"So, let's get down to the cafe and chat." Shipler led the way

"This is  nice, your company certainly has been around for a while" Cless felt his nose turn brown.

"Yes, it's all been very steady, I mean you can understand a fairly simple Italocentric operation, and how approachable that is by the public." Morten said.

"...and probably how cost effective those materials are" Cless said

"well most of them, you know what gets us is the labor". Morten said

"That's where we might have something more rich to discuess". Cless drew the pad from his satchel."Take a look at this..."

Cless hit play on the video he had on hand. On his device he ran the playback on on the arm.

"This is AA-101b, its an animatronic arm of sorts. I Can move it from this device with only a few swipes of my thumb. It runs on an AC input and also has some batteries. Ive got two of them back at Celes right now, and these arms run the plancha for almost 50 fish nightly."

The video revealed some late footaage of the arms swinging back and forth between mise en place, pieces of sole, fillets of salmon, and chunky tuna steaks. The arms would periodically sweep back with an underhand motion to move the fish over. They would subsequently press the surface of the fish to evenly brown and crisp the fillets. By the 4:00 minute mark, the fish had been swept on to adjacent service trays, lined with toweling to drain. The video would cut to footage of the fillets being bisected, examined, and critiqued by Cless's voice and another female voice.

"Woooaa. Now that seems new" Morten's face showed a fresh cointenance, one not reminescent of your basic interview.  "I'm glad you came by".

"Oh yeah, of course. I thought you might appreciate these. So let's get down to it". Cless opened another adjacent folder to reveal a small sheet revealing some color blocked contracts.

"Look these over."

"No that's fine, how soon can i get a pair of these robots on the plancha downstairs?" Morten went for it

"You can have these two , they've been in use for the last month for these video tests. Or you can wait until i finish the next pair, it will be about another month." Cless offered.

"Ok, then it's settled, i'll wait" Morten clapped his hands together.

"Deal. Let's go get a drink. The bar looks intense ". Cless suggested.

"Yeahwe've got this kumquat and buddha hand mojito, it's pretty nuts, pretty fresh." Morten tucked his cahir in.

"Actually I as hoping you'd let me try some of the Zepphorstram gin in a 'G and T" " Cless jestured

"What? sure , try it in the kumquat drink, that gin is awesome". Morten hastened

How goood he though, to be in the presence of just a little more class than he had witnessed only hours earlier.
.

Tuesday, May 7, 2019

Slang teacher

"Wha' type of shit is this" Fong snapped upon entering the room
"Oh, Tea's never seen 'Chef'" Dan rolled over in the couch, he had bits of popcorn, morning cereal and wrappers clinging to his belly.

"The ' fuck is up with the couch, it looks like a dump? And this movie?!" Fong seemed a bit shook
"What? It's cool, he won't take shit from the owner!" Tea came to the pop fiction's defense.

If you've still not seen the cinema verite "Chef". There will be some spoilers here...


"Oh cmon', get real. The chef is a total beta the whole first half of the flick" Fong barked
"Yeah! its a movie, that's how shit always goes down. Hero grows balls half way through!" Dan moaned from the sofa.

"This guy's biggest problem is his owner wants him to stick to a menu? Gimme' a fucking break" Fong started pointing at John Favreau's head while he pranced lovingly in front of his pre-teen lovechild, while John LeGuizzamo provided some legitimacy on set.

"You think anyone with more than a decade's experience would realize that a job like that is hypothetically high profile. They'd  take note of their age, market value, and overall BMI. Chef's not getting any younger here....you think that'd be the time to jack in a job on Melrose?" Fong moved from the throat.

"No, but look he's obviously got some savings, some infrastructure. How do you think he affords a stagecoah to make cubanos?" Tea brought the obvious to light

"Let me tell you something, in 2020, there was more than thirty-percent unemployment in hospitality thanks to animatronics, sensors, and tablets alone!" Fong chuckled

"If and only if, anyone with that job was going to leave a position paying more thank sixty-kay a year just so they could cook Cuban fusion on a bus with his son,  he'd also been a day trader in a former life, and had a separate penthouse in Manhattan where his crew was holding tasting menus weekly, and a catering business run by Venezuelan refugees he smuggled across in beer kegs."

"Well cmon, it's a family flick" Dan waved, his back facing the hi-def.

"Exactly, family. There's no family out there like Sofia Vergara's that would somehow let this dude go on a cross crountry rampage with some sando's" Fong had reached the peak

"Sofia wouldnt be anywhere near that dude in real life" Dan spewed

"Exactly, Chef would be on defense most of his life after forty here. Sofia would be the main reason he'd keep the job, keep kissing up to his boss, and renegotiate his salary next year." Fong snorted

"Oh gosh, way to be the realist" Tea rolled her eyes in her skull. "Fine, let's watch Bagger Vance."


Monday, April 29, 2019

"You should be in the air right now, in fact you could have left hours ago, no?"Maurice snapped
"I'm set to fly out later this morning. Should get in by 9am" Cless said.

"I'm seeing the program absolutely, but also relatively. Maybe all this stuff I'm doing won't matter in five weeks." Cless thought aloud.

"There are too many other people out there that would kill to be in this position you're in. If nothing else, you owe it to yourself to game hard here." Maurice said

"Is it that I'm being written into someone elses script? That's it isnt it, its still unfulffiling because all this is just someone else's construct. I'm not even working for my own good." Cless confesses.

"WHO'S SCRIPT? WHO IS CONTROLLING THIS SCRIPT?" Maurice yelled

"It's not me, it's my ego" Cless started to crumple.

"Then give it up. Stop. Go back home, you know where this is going"

"I can't there's too much in the pot."

"Then live here like you're immortal, press forward into the chaos. Things won't change! GET ON THE AIRPLANE, GO!"

"Got it, Ok" .

Saturday, March 23, 2019

"Sure, I'm bartending tonight, my name's Cless"
"Sure, i see you, come in. Report to Robert over there, he's the dude with the ear-piece."
"Thanks"

"Youre' Cless?"
"Yes."
"That's a funny name, what is it, Danish."
"Yeah..."

"You even bartend before?"
"Of course. Hey can you lend me a black vest though?"
"Don't worry about the vest, as long as you can make a drink. That's a cool tie."
"Hey, thanks, where am I at?"

"Over there, you're with Anthony. he'll cue you up on the set up."
"Hey thanks!"
"We're meeting in forty minutes."

"Anthony! I'm cless."
"Hey, cool to meet you."

So they starte slanging, one a pro, another an amateur on a mission to get the green."
"What's a Dirty-Shirley?"

One broken shaker in the way, they split one the rest on the night.

When the dust settled and the entire holiday party had been whipped. Cless made his move to the local dance floor.

He swept accross lower Mission to downtown. Crossing vagrants, homeless, leaving half his leftovers to the night dwelers.

How to get in? It's a $35 cover. He drew the stamp onto his hand and check it out for a short while/

Nora? What was she doing here?

Saturday, February 16, 2019

I wish it would rain down.

2019 is riddled with an obscene amount of unseasonal rain on the West Coast. It's an intense notion to be alive this far in the future, in Trump's America.

I feel the backbone of nostalgia, here in my Oceanside living quarters. I've weathered the storms of San Francisco, and now seek unsettled terrain back in SD. I write here and now to recall the feelings on content that the sound of raindfall bring.

I can remember the Fall of 2015 and Winter of 2016, the amount of rain we had in San Francisco. I often felt a ghost to the environment, and it's really the same now in San Diego. It's true - you can never really go home.

There's certainly fresher air, and we know the air will bring around a resounding victory.

Wednesday, January 16, 2019

Well let's hit the road.


"That's an easy one, the F&B will have your head in a vice before he every gives up his accounts downtown"

"No one's ever put me in any sort of sleeper hold, and we're not going to get started here. Watch and listen, dear."

The two strolled passed the gilded mezzanine, a wry reflection of the evening light spattered across the marble tiling. The floor staff moved unison, acting like a shield, keeping the reflection from hitting Cless' vision.

"Now that's synchronized. I wonder what the tasting's like." Rose fawned.

Thursday, August 16, 2018

Didnt know you had it in you.


Cless runs over to grab his deba and plunges it into Roy's neck before he can get his composeur.

Cless can smell the burning flesh and hair.

Roy doubles over onto the wet alley floor.
"y que vamos hacer manana?" Lisandra wonders what'll happen next.

"ninguna llamada, ninguna llegada." The two drag Roy by his legs to the nearest trash compactor.

Wednesday, July 18, 2018

You're not playing fair

"Six-thirty and I've not broken a sweat. Where's all the action??" Job looks at his line mate.

"Check this out!" Cless flexes his bicep in front. The lateral head looking a bit plumper than usual.

"That's nothing. " Job kicked out his calves. Somewhat veiny.

"Eww...."

Then they start rolling in. The scan line droning of an Epson printer breaks the jocular atmosphere on set.


"Fire one squash, one cuzzinetti, one fromage, one truffle tag......." Montes shouts pertly down the line.

"Click, clack, click clack"

"Oder one turbot, one mussel, one duck" Keeping up.

"Click, clack, click, clack"

"Fire one tomato, fire a dozen oysters, fire one more tag....." Easy.

"Fire one neck, one trotter, one carpaccio."

"order a hali, order greco, no garlic,  order eggplant, no salt." No garlic? Okay.

The boys spin into action, muscle memory taking over. Sometimes memory is a mystery. Keep up!

Job starts the side of turbot in it's pan with some clarified butter. The toasty aroma offset by a pan full of egg noodles and truffle juice coming to a simmer.

"ive seen three-fifty-sevens, I've seen forty-fives on military special, I've seen twenty-two-zip guns, it's about things you think you'd never see on the streets..." Job snickered to the range.


No longer are they the victims of a self denying complex that is the result of inexperience. There is no chatter in the skull over whether or not the volume will over take the chef. When you know these processes back, forth, and in your bones, it's a simple motion of the arms, hands, and legs. We're at the point of fluidity, what your afternoon talk-show guru's call a 'flow state'. The incessant breathing becomes smooth, the torrent is apparent.


Cless rolling a crispy pigs foot onto some paper for seasoning and onto a pan with a puree of green plum, and some smokey peanut brittles. He hides a few balls of cabbage that envelop a creamy rice porridge inside.

"Trevor, are you set on the carpaccio?" Tracy echoes nearby

"oui, it's all up" Tracy flips the salmon neck onto it's skin and glazes with maple, some dried thyme, an punctuates it with the just-clipped-vines of a pea plant, still wet with dew somehow.  It's all these parts that make this canvas an art.

A quick orchestration is complete by a sub-communication of silhouette.

And that's dinner. Just a few more hours to go.

Try doing it for four years?



Wednesday, July 11, 2018

Can I see with 2nd sight? Can i really shine the light on? In my dreams it turns out right.

the chips are in .

Cless looks at his hand, its loaded but as the night wears on it, we can see its becoming less and less hot.

What thrills him is the numbers, the money on the table, and the possibilities.

What could go wrong? No one to disapoint yet, try keeping a healthy outlook. And we've got to take some risk every year.


The phone call would come in. And we're going to see a change in lifestyles soon.

Wednesday, June 6, 2018

The Purple Paragon

Sole gugionette

Cless wrapped the petrale' , braised the spigarello, lowered a bengali. There was a mass of warmed butter, and nothing

Looking back at it he could see that at this point, if nothing else: he had connected a bit.






Tuesday, January 23, 2018

Rexifer

Rex can rest,
Rex can resist,
Rex will insit,

Rex is next door
Rex is not a bore
Rex will persist

Rex

Wednesday, October 18, 2017

Hella Agent

Job looked back at his compatriot.

"What is it old sport?" Cless asked

"Dude, you just start talking shit when people show up, don't you? You're trying to look like big man out there. Hah!" Job laughed back.

Cless snickered

"Dude, no where did you get this idea from? Hehe, cmon. No" Cless said

"Sure, you're just trying to be one of the white men, i get it" Job couldn't stop himself.

"No, seroious, man. I don't know where you get this idea." Cless was dying of laughter.

"Yeah. Ok.Sure". Job played it to rest.